FUNNY JOKE

A couple watching an IPL Match

together

After 5 minutes

Wife : Is this Brett Lee

Husband : No, this is Chris Gayle,

Brett Lee is a bowler

Wife : Okay, Oh Look, Another

Wicket

Husband : No, this is just a replay

of the Last One

Wife : Hmmm, Looks like India is

going to win this one

Husband : It's Bangalore Vs

Kolkata

Wife : Is the Umpire calling for

Helicopter?

Husband : No, It's a free hit

Wife : Now whom is he saying

"Hi" to

Husband : He is signalling a"Bye"

run

Wife : How many runs they need

to win now?

Husband : 72 runs in 36 balls

Wife : Eh, That's easy, Just 2runs

in 1 Ball

Husband turns off the TV

Wife immediately turn it On again

and start watching"Saraswati

Chandra"

Husband : Isme Saraswati

Chandra kaun hai?

Wife : Agar phir se disturb kiya

toh jaan se maar dungi